{"product_id":"disrupted-industries-kindly-fuck-off-deluxe-ceramic-coaster","title":"Disrupted Industries - Kindly Fuck Off Deluxe Ceramic Coaster","description":"Because sometimes manners matter — even when you’re telling someone to piss right off. This premium ceramic coaster features a woman with the serene smile of someone who’s mastered the art of being civil while plotting your swift removal from her presence. The raised UV detail adds a touch of class to her quiet fury — it’s elegance with edge.\n\nPerfect for workplaces, family dinners, or any situation where you want to say “get stuffed” but HR (or Nana) is within earshot. Glossy, durable, and beautifully passive-aggressive.\n\nFar Kew Emporium Tip: Best served with tea, wine, or a forced smile. Because nothing says grace and boundaries like a cheerful “Kindly fuck off.” ☕💋\n\n𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐮𝐦 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐜𝐨𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐬\n\n• 10.8 X 10.8cm Ceramic Coaster\n• Premium raised gold finish.\n• Wipe clean with damp cloth, do not put in dishwasher or sink","brand":"Disrupted Industries","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48009335898301,"sku":"COA-C-KFO","price":12.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0321\/2174\/9640\/files\/8b70d36487185f8f915442c745cf00904ce9131f07f2873d92c57ce9010555ee.png?v=1786940703","url":"https:\/\/www.onebaby.com.au\/products\/disrupted-industries-kindly-fuck-off-deluxe-ceramic-coaster","provider":"One Baby","version":"1.0","type":"link"}